On being a hypocrite
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Eric and I thoroughly enjoyed that show starring Dr Kutner, Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, which boasted enough pubic hair (seriously), a lot of weed, just enough slapstick humour and a whole awesome poem on the square root of three. There's this awesome line that I recall in parts from a scene where Harold & Kumar meets the whacked out (literally so) President George W Bush of the United States. They fall into Camp David where the president's a weed addict, and so Kumar asks him, 'How can you be the president, smoke weed and pass a law that makes it illegal for anyone in the US to smoke weed? That's hypocritical?'
The president goes, 'Don't preach to me about being hypocritical. Let me ask you, do you like getting handjobs?'
The two guys go, 'Yes of course.'
Then the president goes again, 'And do you two enjoy giving handjobs?'
The two guys look disgusted, and Kumar goes, 'Eeeeewww no!'
And then the president goes, 'So if you like getting handjobs and you don't enjoy giving other people handjobs, don't preach to me about being hypocritical.'
Now that's not verbatim (I can't recall the exact words) but that's one awesome quote that makes you think twice before calling someone hypocritical!
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July 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Just watched it last night.
I think Dubya Bush called them fucking hypocriticizers.
July 24, 2008 at 2:40 pm
juz an opinion…u appear 2 b defensive
being sodomised, sum ppl take it as piece of cake, while sum might kill themselve 4 it
man react to the environment….gomen is 1 of the element of environment…but then again gomen formed by man..so the vicious circle begin….n its quite unfair to blame it all to man-none-gomen selfishness for the circle
actly, the man wont b bother, get agitated n open fire to the gomen at the other side of shore if they r truely selfish
n if not 4 them, there wont b so many ‘hot n spicy’ comments in MT 2 trigger general fox attn
or u actly wanna move back to pre 38 era, everything tidak apa?
July 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm
avispek: errr. ok. I’m sorry I offended you.
July 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
ah gems of wisdom from the best onscreen duo since bill&ted had their excellent adventures.
July 25, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I like eating vegetables but I don’t like being a vegetable, nor do I like vegetables eating me.
Only problem with Dubya’s logic is they aren’t preaching to people and telling them they have to give hand jobs. I’m sure some people like giving hand jobs … in fact, I’m sure most guys probably give themselves quiet a few over their life times.