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I'm only writing this because it's past midnight:

1. The problem with the 'necessary evil' called the ISA is that if it falls into the hands of someone who is intensely stupid (or intensely smart to the point of willing to play stupid), it turns really ugly.
2. They keep saying a threat to the nation, a threat to the nation. I mean get honest with it already and just admit it: He's actually a threat to YOU.
3. The other thing about giving some idiot botak head (no offense to those who have no hair) the portfolio of Internal Affairs Ministry, is that he very often will come up with half-baked answers, and not only that, beliau will explain his answers with great gusto and perfection, as if he has been groomed by some terror-menerror kind of PR consultant. Oi bodoh, wtf do we need a racial relations act for? Mampus lah …. No need lah racial relations act… shut the fuck up and focus on the necessary things..
4. We Malaysians are MORE patriotic than you would think. Put us on an international arena, we'll unite together and put our hearts, minds, souls, bodies, because we want the same thing. But true, that racialistic trait in us lies still, like still waters. Air tenang jangan disangka tiada buaya. The problem is this, Kalau air tenang why the fuck do we wanna keep using some stupid dayung that keeps stirring the waters so that the buaya will come out?
5. That Racial Relations Act crap is something that is CREATED at a time when we are fucking NOT interested to know whether my race is losing out to that race or not. Hari ni harga petrol tinggi sampai I tak larat nak bayar tau? Bas pula tak sampai sampai, so I NEED to drive to work kalau tak I akan sampai lewat, nanti I tak dapat rezeki makan pulak. So how now?
6. Let's see, the desperate will do what the desperate will do. There doesn't seem to be any case of 'racial tensions' anywhere. YOu know what? Lemme create one. I'll make up some stupid story about this Sassy MP who headed a petition to complain about the suara azan at a local mosque, and then I'll dump her in ISA, and then I'll churn and churn the waters till the buaya comes out. I know kan? AIr tenang jangan disangka tiada buaya. Sure got buaya one.

Who's the big buaya? I don't need no racial relations act ok. I just need you to do your job. If you did a good job, you wouldn't have to resort to spinning up crazy needs for the nation, and oi, to that big kayu balak sitting at the top: If you can't speak off the cuff, if you don't have the 'style' of Tun M, don't even try lah. That guy is a seasoned politician. WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO BEHAVE LIKE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT. Why can't you just retire with your pretty wife into your fruit orchard and plant trees and grow vegetables for charity? Feed the nation, dude. Feed the nation.