just minishorts.

Gawd damn it… of all times to GAIN FREAKING WEIGHT, I gain weight NOW! And it happened in an obscenely short time!

The Benchmark - to fit into the Carven dress that I bought off the shelves a few months back.

Every two weeks since I've had that dress, I've diligently taken it out of the wardrobe and wore it around the house to make sure I felt comfortable walking around in it. And for the past five - six months, there has never been any problems with the size of the dress. In fact, a little less than two weeks ago, I tried it on and it was a little looser than usual, I had to stuff up my chest with little tissue folds to make sure it wouldn't fall off my boobs.

And then, MY aunt came to town, and my mom happy went, 'You should see the dress that our little girl bought, she looks great in it…. Go, girl, go and try it for your aunty to see…'

So I went like Mama's good girl and slipped myself into the long uncomfortable piece, and then as usual, pulled the zip up my back… except, this time, the zip wouldn't go up after the small of my back.

'Girl? You ok in there? Ok or not? Come out quick lah!'

'Wait wait…'

'Cannot wear izzit? YOU GOT FAT AH?'

'No no cannot zip… hands got cramped up I think…' and I SERIOUSLY thought so, so I let my aunt and my mom into the room so that they could help.

'Errr… I think cannot lah. Must alter. Too tight, cannot zip up adi.'

'Can one Ma, try, last week when I tried it on it was too loose…' I said.

'Too loose so you EAT SO MUCH IZZIT?' my mom started, and then she turned to her sister, 'How can pull it up or not?'

'Errr… ' my aunt tried. 'Better not push it, we don't want the dress to BURST okay!'

OF ALL FREAKING TIMES, I GAIN WEIGHT ONE MONTH BEFORE THE WEDDING! HELP HELP HELP!!!