Lick-Boot Jane

Filed under Rants

Lick Boot Jane is a typical TVB Series Gucci Mama. Unless you're one yourself, you'll probably loathe to experience the sight of her. Jane's great expertise and skill in life is licking the boots of the powers that currently be. The conversational style is easily distinguishable.

'Ah yes, boss, yes, you are so right. Correct. Those were my thoughts exactly. Correct. I agree so much with you sir. Yes. Ah yes, I think so too. '

Like, kak, you ni tak de otak ke? You got nothing better to say than 'yes sir is it?'

Unfortunately for the rest of us idiotic minions who happen to have to use our brains to earn our dough, Lick-Boot Janes pepper the interesting atmosphere of the rat race, and if you're supremely to cross pathes with a Jane, pray to your Gods that you do not report to her. Otherwise, if she reports to another boss, then you may want to considerleveraging on her puff-them-up skills to move around in your battlefield.

If a Jane happens to realize that you've caught her bluff, then be warned. Her tentacles may be spread out wide and that poisonous venom is out to strike.

Alas. Alas.

No offence meant to people whose name is Jane, yah?