Section 2.0 – Introduction

As pioneers of this awesome new art, Vincent and Minishorts are proud to burst the bubble on you noobs. We shall now take you through a step-by-step guide on how to start fake blog wars with your friends, how to make it believable and how to get random kaypoh people to [...]

Section 1.0 – Introduction

Since blog wars seem to be the IN thing these days, I figured that I should write up a suitable guideline for you noobs wishing to get in with the crowd. If you follow these fool-proof steps, you should be able to catapult yourself to fame, even if your blog has [...]

I am a TV addict. I find it hard to live without the idiot box staring back at me at the end of a tiring day. But if you were to ask me what my favourite TV drama is, I would be hard pressed to name even one.

A rose by any other name [...]

I do know for a fact that Malaysians absolutely HATE people who speak English with a ‘fake’ accent. Especially if the perpetrator is an AhLian who had never stepped foot out of the country before. Chances are these guys are just trying to sound pompous, because apparently they feel that the American and British way [...]

She walks past and I can just smell her cheap perfume. I take a closer look at her. Her face is riddled with pockmarks. She used to be a pimply teenager! My heart leaps with joy. Men are such idiots. Fooled by her make up.

She’s ordinary.

No, wait. She’s…mediocre.

Bah! Big [...]