Archive for the 'Web-logger' Category

Still have no balls.

Aug 07, 2008 in Web-logger

This is my take:

IF you are a celebrity, then fucking admit it. Coming out and saying something as inmature as 'btw, i have never ever regarded or refered to myself as a celebrity' is insanely stupid, worse if you're been exactly that, a celebrity, for the past four years. Sinful if everything you've done, everything you've planned and designed in the past 3? 4? years was to head you to become more and more successful as a celebrity.

Its as bad as Amber Chia not being able to handle the sticks and stones that comes with being a celebrity model and gasping, 'But I've never seen myself as being a model before.'

As bad as Pak Lah coming out in the open and saying, 'I HAVE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF AS THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA.'

As terrible as Anwar Ibrahim getting all that flack about sodomy and the scandals that come with his battle, and then blurting out, 'You know I have never ever regarded myself or never dreamt of being the prime minister of Malaysia.'

Denying you are a celebrity, when you are OBVIOUSLY a celebrity, its just a bloody insult to your fanboys, your readers, your agents, the people who pay you. Its' NOT even halfway near humble. It's noobish behaviour and its stupidly wimpy. 

Of course we pick and choose.

Aug 05, 2008 in Web-logger

Some people have asked me what it takes to make it into my list of 'credible' media contacts.

Because I'm such an atas character I require the following 'credentials' to be met:

  • A reasonable reputation- i.e. zero scandals or the lesser the better
  • Has a clear idea of the current global and local news scenario
  • Has good language skills
  • Capable of acceptable and intellectual delivery
  • Un-narcissistic – lack of desire to become a celebrity (someone who is ok with anonymity)
  • Reliable and easily contacted (please reply your e-mails within the week)
  • Ability to recognize and understand basic industry terms

For example, during Press Conferences, I typically note down reporters who ask smart questions and are clever enough to call my office to ask the pushing ones. Hard-workers like this stand a higher chance of being granted exclusive stories from my office, or the occasional free meal, or two. When we go on trips for site or plant visits, we usually extend additional seats to journos and bloggers. Invitations are sent out to credible and reliable professionals.

With the hype for new media slowing gaining ground and coming into maturity phase, we're keen on meeting up with more 'credible' bloggers. And I do know that ours is not the only company who're engaging bloggers. These are exciting times.

Be stupid, then learn

Jun 30, 2008 in Web-logger

I think I know why we're such a problematic people already.

Everyone wants to look smart, everyone wants to sound good. Everyone wants to say something smart, and everyone wants to be listed down as saying something smart enough to make it to the records (on the papers or in a book or in an interview). That's why blogs are such a fantabulous hit, everyone gets the opportunity to be smart (albeit in our own space) and the best thing is, when people pop up and say you're stupid, the blog you own gives you the right to say, 'I'm smart and you're stupid because this is my blog and everything I say is right so there.'

# 48
From ASBO Jesus #48

Anyway, I spent too many stupid years trying to be smart and to defend the right to stay smart. Today I wanna make a difference to myself. You know what, this is a stupid blog, and everything about me is awesomely stupid. And everyone else who reads my blog is way way smarter than me so all your comments are way way more intelligent than whatever nonsense I say. So yeah, I'm stupid. Thanks for giving me the space to learn how to be smart like ya.

Rad.

Jun 18, 2008 in Web-logger

If there were ever, ever, one blogger who could be called 'phenomenal blogging superstar' that would be Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammad.

Less than one month, and he's got a million hits.

Click his comments section, and you'll see the typical 'First!' scroll down a little and you'll see the urgent screams of second (after comment #10, #25, #Xxxx)

Which means at any one time there are several people commenting on his blog, and all would be clicking 'publish' at the same time.

Dude gets over 500 comments per post. Average. And many comments are blog-post worthy, in length and quality.

There are no crazy photos. Just crazy numbered paragraphs that sounds suspiciously like an old man rambling on (and you kind of sense he's a little bit old behind the ears and inside that brain of his, but you can't help but be awed).

A few years ago there was this old lady character on that Gurmit Singh show 'Just Follow Law' who started a blog called laozhabor.blogspot.com. And we all went like, 'SO OLD ALSO CAN BLOG KAH?'

Eh don't play play yah. Tun is almost 90 years old already, and he is like THE BLOGGING SUPERSTAR of the century.

How to not tabik lah?

Time for bloggers to lead the debate.

Apr 18, 2008 in Web-logger

I was at the launch of the Asia Media Monitors (AMM) company yesterday and the presentation made by the Prof Jim MacNamara (UTS, Australia) did touch on certain things close to my work (and heart).

While ultimately the professor was actually trying to promote the work that AMM did for profits, it was interesting to note that professional media analysts such as AMM were now also monitoring the online media (blogs, to be specific) as a source of information. Obviously in an age where we have more information than we can handle, it has become a daily challenge for people in the communications, media and public relations industry to manage daily knowledge to support our employers and stakeholders in making the best decisions for their organizations.

In a country such as ours where the online community is beginning to enjoy recognition its important that we realize the ingredients that continue to ensure the bloggers a valid selection of the media industry. This is where bloggers as a community need to be willing enough to accept that this new-found acknowledgement can only endure if we work hard enough to move beyond the philosophical arm chair conversations. While it's not at all comfortable to explore the past, most of us do recall how ministers used to paint sweeping descriptions of bloggers as liars, or how bloggers have 'nothing better to do'. It was easy, and even valid, and possibly all right for these people to paste labels on bloggers because to an extent, it was really hard to take bloggers seriously.

The majority of conversationalists in the online community, bloggers mainly, spoke on current issues and concerns of the people. Unfortunately, bloggers, according to the Media Monitoring guys, didn't really 'drive debates', rather, bloggers followed the topics. Very much in a tag-along way, what happened was someone else, whether a politician, or something had happened, and the conversations, albeit noisy, and rackety ones were churned around in the blogosphere. The discussions on the blogs and even in the forums usually focused on the problems. This meant that bloggers were never driving the debates. Is it therefore, unfair for the so-called experts, to accuse bloggers of being inconsequential when we didn't really provide or at least, suggest solutions?

So the issue is in order for bloggers to be truly taken seriously, rather than us to continue to bask in our very recent and possibly short-lived 'moment of glory' thanks to the 12th GE, its important that we as a community live up to the challenge, and mature as online citizens who are willing to persevere in making a difference to this world. Now this all sounds very mumbo jumbo, but its really rather simple. Rather than complain, let's look at solutions. Rather than nitpick on issues, let's suggest opportunities and options. It's really not about whether a suggestion solution can work or not – the problem is, if there is a solution, what's stopping you from presenting the possibilities? One won't quite know if something can work until we actually look at the possibilities and jalankan, cuba buat dulu.

The reality is, anyone, can spin a problem and turn it into an atomic challenge. You don't have to be a blogger to be that someone – and trust me, bloggers are awfully good at spinning wars out of mini mushrooms. But if bloggers are willing to stop toeing the line and begin to actually take action – (just suggest some actions, work on providing a solution), these are the ones who will be contributing towards establishing our permanent place in the media industry.

Its about time bloggers lead the debate, and take it up a notch.

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OK Show you Astro pic of the day!

Lazy.

We make this a regular affair ok? One silly blogger's rant, and then one relaxing picture of the Astro bunny or the late Chewie bunny just to cheer ourselves up! Yippe!!

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